Star

This is a dry story with a lot of vodka.

Two people, a man and a woman meet one another in a pub,
They enter and then they sit down.

But they don't sit down close to each other
they just take their place on the opposite side 

of the bar.

And then the woman is shouting to the man

'Hey handicap...would you like to have another vodka?

Hey handicap...would you like to have another vodka?

Hey handicap...would you like to have another vodka?'

 

And she says this several times.

And after a while and she has drunken a lot

She fell down to the floor

like a star.

 

Voiceover performed by Anke Dessin.
Music: Prokofiev 'Dance of the girls with lilies' from Romeo and Juliet.