The Actress 

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She had always wanted to be an actress,

So as soon as she got the chance

She went to study in Rome. 

After years of hard work she finally got a small part in a film. 

Her father was the mayor of a small town.

When he heard of the film 

he booked a hall for one night

and arranged for a copy to be sent from Rome. 

Finally the whole town was gathered, waiting...  

 

The actress finally says:  

'I have ugly breasts'.   

 

Actress: Ilaria de Luca